For whatever reason, this week has been full of beard jokes. I have no idea where they’re coming from; my conclusion is that they must be divinely inspired.
Here’s a few that made my Twitter feed (@seeketchum)
If you want to scare someone, yell “Bear! Bear!”. If you want to inspire, yell, “Beard! Beard!”
Komodo dragons are big, but bearded dragons are the manliest reptiles.
Beards not bombs.
Behind every great man’s beard there is a very patient woman.
Every great beard has humble beginnings.